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Yeekiat,
Tah' grandpa of the house.
Grandpa has no problem with his studies, but he sure doesn't like the family pet dog. :o
20 November 1995

Yueting,
Father of the house.
He excell in the martial art of water. Papa also has a problem with the family pet dog ._.
29 March 1995

Irwin Isabelle Shah,
Tha' daughter of the house.
Slightly hyper-active. & just like the older men of the house, she also has a problem with the family pet dog.
20 November 1995

Pamela,
Mother of the house.
Extremely bad allergy to anybody who is 2 years or below her age. Have a slight problem with the family pet dog.
26 October 1995

Priscilla,
Youngest daughter of the house.
Have the tendency to wipe Papa's saliva when it happens to, conviniently, fly out. No problem with the family pet dog, at all.
27 November 1995

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Monday, September 20, 2010

Heyhey! I made the YYIPP lettering, my sis made the Hello Kitty pic. :D Did it for fun~ Too lazy to iron it :P

Anyway, goodluck for your EOY, work hard people :D *I NEED HELP IN ADD MATHS*

Yueting

Friday, September 17, 2010

Today is day 260 of the year.it mean that we only have 105day left and 2010 is HISTORY!!!!
So we must do what we have not done and wish to do before the last second of the year.
17 more day to exam!!! so guys those who have not study you should study now:) I wish everyone good luck for your exam and study hard:)


some interesting fact:
-If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

-Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.

-Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton

-On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

-You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

-The elephant is the only mammal that can’t jump

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men

-Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

-The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words

-It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

-The average person laughs 10 times a day!

-Polar bears are left-handed.

okary that all i got:)good luck people
c:yeekiat:)

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Here to update again! :)
Not gonna update Yueting's embarrassing moment in my blog, because.


I'M GONNA UPDATE IT HERE! :D


That bad bad self-centered papa, tsktsktsk! *winkwink*

Yueting: -drawing on Pamela's hand-
Pamela: -looks at drawing and wipes the stain that is smudging into my wound- If ink go inside the wound will get poisoned one.
Yueting: -QUICKLY LOOKS AT OWN HANDS SUPER QUICKLY AND CAUTIOUSLY-
Pamela: Shen me yi shi.
Both: HAHAHAH! :D

Seeeee~ *winkwink*!
HAHAHA! (;
Ouh, btw, about the previous post, Yueting took a wrong picture, so sorry.
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This is him. ^^
Old behbeh with a bigbig nose.
Good for sniffing out xiao meimei!
HAHAHAHHA! xD
The most biantai one! *winkwink*
XOXO,
PAMELA.

HI PEOPLE! It's not a HI MAN! this time cause there're more than one person I'm talking/addressing to. :x

Something fun to show! *GRINS*

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Hola^^(mean hi in spanish:))

FIRST OF ALL: THE BLOG IS DEAD AGAIN.

Why am i the one who only post regularly??

Funny quotes:

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. East

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. ~Author Unknown

Interesting facts:

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(....)

No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'(Serious??)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (Thats so cool^^ and weird:x!)

-Amor(love) Priscilla^^

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

THIS IS DEDICATED TO YUETING FOR POSTING MY PICTURES.AND EVEN IF I DELETED IT SHE POSTED IT BACK AGAIN.

A JOKE ABOUT FATHERS WITH DAUGHTER:
Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach them to talk, and the next 15 or so trying to get them to shut-up.

A JOKE ABOUT GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE:
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property."

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "most days he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted a divorce. It's husband. He says he can't communicate with me."
-PRISCILLA^^

For YYIP(amela),




How can you delete it!
Yueting

SURPRISED:D! SURPRISED:D!

A JOKE ABOUT A MAID:
The maid was scheduled to stay a year, but had asked her agency to be transferred to another family after two months.
The woman of the house was irate: "How can you do this to us ?" she stormed. "I've treated you like one of the family."
The maid replied, "Ohhh... So you admit it!!!"

A JOKE ABOUT ADOPTED:
After 50 years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, the man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back."

A JOKE ABOUT THE OUTHOUSE:
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the woods. They circled round and returned home an hour later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revelation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the breakfast table and took their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"

A JOKE ABOUT A DIRTY FELLOW:
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

A JOKE ABOUT LITTLE LEAGUE CONFERENCE:
Coach Jones called the young lad in from center field during a Little League game for a conference.
"See here Larry," said the coach, "you know the principles of good sportsmanship that the Little League practices. You also know we don't tolerate temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, sir," replied Larry.
"Well, then Larry," sighed Coach Jones, "would you please try to explain it to your mother?"

A JOKE ABOUT GOD IS WATCHING:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

A JOKE ABOUT I'M MY OWN GRANDPA:
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother to the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother.
Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run. And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild.
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

A JOKE ABOUT KISS PER YARD:
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

A JOKE ABOUT WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER:
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"
Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

A JOKE ABOUT AN ITALIAN MAN GET ONE WISH:
An Italian man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The Italian man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

I know there are a lot of jokes,some are lame some are cold whatever it is. you might have realise that the jokes are about family:)
Showing you all these jokes is to let you all anticipate some things if you continue to scroll down the page:D
First of all:I AM NOT A STALKER OR A PERVERT K:)
Some of you may have known that i have been taking picture these past few days:D
So~You will know what will be coming up next:)
Happy looking at nice and unglam pictures/videos:D:D
-PRISCILLA^^
PS:there will be no photos of me:D:D